Hippos & Zippos

 

Coworker Nicknames ....

Coworker Nicknames

Motion light - Only works when someone walks past.

Justin - Does just enough not to get fired.

007 - 0 motivation, 0 skills, 7 bathroom breaks.

Butter knife - not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Moe - Slow like molasses.

ET - just wants to go home. 

Splinter - annoying little pr*ck gets under your skin.

Lantern - not very bright and needs to be carried. 

Deckchair - buckles under pressure. 

Gone fishing - those who lure their co-workers' attention away with lame jokes.

Die Faks

 

#lekkerafrikaans beesblaas

#lekkerafrikaans streepsak

#lekkerafrikaans kotteljons

#lekkerafrikaans karmenaadjie

Elemelons

 

What, You Egg? (He Stabs Him)

 

“The only intelligent tactical response to life’s horror is to laugh defiantly at it” ― Søren Kierkegaard

Springmielies en kie

 

Groepe

 

Simposium, Koos du Plessis

 

Hanlon's razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
                                                                 —Hanlon's razor

Willem Wikkelspies

#lekkerafrikaans Skaamkwaad

#lekkerafrikaans Lostrap

Alternatief vir kleitrap

#lekkerafrikaans Wikwakke

'n beter woord vir reenveers

#lekkerafrikaans Binnepret

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