Thursday, December 14, 2023

Coworker Nicknames ....

Coworker Nicknames

Motion light - Only works when someone walks past.

Justin - Does just enough not to get fired.

007 - 0 motivation, 0 skills, 7 bathroom breaks.

Butter knife - not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Moe - Slow like molasses.

ET - just wants to go home. 

Splinter - annoying little pr*ck gets under your skin.

Lantern - not very bright and needs to be carried. 

Deckchair - buckles under pressure. 

Gone fishing - those who lure their co-workers' attention away with lame jokes.



Tuesday, August 22, 2023