Tuesday, July 14, 2020

ghotI'

Question How do you pronounce the word: ghotI' ?
Answer fish

ghotI' is klingon for fish (check it out - use an online translator).

But take this into account:

  • GH - Use the pronunciation from the word tough (f)
  • O - Use the pronunciation from the word woman (i)
  • TI - Use the pronunciation from the word motion (sh)



Monday, July 6, 2020

Monday, June 29, 2020

Vra gerus

You might feel dumb asking questions, but you look dumber when you don't get it because you failed to ask.

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Saturday, April 18, 2020

Die Bus

Wanneer jy die kleine baba vashou, sit jy in Die Bus se bestuurdersitplek. Jy bestuur Die Bus. Met die eerste paar verjaardae bly jy op die sitplek, en bestuur Die Bus. Dan raak hulle laat laerskool. Jy sit dan op die eerste bank net agter die bestuurdersitplek van Die Bus. Jy kan nog aan die skouer vat, in die oor fluister van die nuwe bestuurder van Die Bus. Daarna raak dit net erger, met elke verjaar skuif jy 'n sitplek agtertoe. Met die 18e een sit jy in die agterbank. Jy dink en voel jy moet nog Die Bus bestuur, maar die woorde kom nie altyd deur na die bestuurder nie. Jy is eintlik nog verantwoordelik vir Die Bus. Versekering en al. Maar jy bestuur Die Bus deur iemand anders. Jy hoop hardop dat jy 'n goeie joppie daarvan gemaak het. Daarna laai Die Bus jou af. Jy kry miskien 'n kans deur die venster van Die Bus om nog iets te vra, te se^. Dalk net via WhatsApp. Hierdie Bus loop nou sy eie paaie, jy voel jy moet hom nog bestuur en moet nog in beheer wees, maar jy is nie. Dit is moeilik. 

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Sunday, February 2, 2020

2050 is nou nader as 1990...

2050 is nou nader as 1990...

Friday, January 3, 2020

What do you call a puppy Miniature Schnauzer? A Schnitzel.

What do you call a puppy Miniature Schnauzer? A Schnitzel.

Friday, October 12, 2018

Sunday, October 7, 2018

A Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch. The barman asks, and what is this? upon which the pirate answers, I do not know, but it's driving me nuts!

Mashed Potato & Pea Soup

What is the difference between Mashed Potato and Pea Soup? Everyone can mash potato, but not everyone can pee soup.

Cole's Law ....

Everyone knows Murphy's Law, but what is Cole's Law? Just finely chopped cabbage.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Awesome ....


Confucius say ...

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there is allways a way to solve problems without using violence.
- Confucius

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Religion is an attempt to survive the human condition
- Unknown

Monday, August 6, 2018

The real problem of humanity ...

The real problem of humanity is the following: we have paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions, and god-like technology. 
- E.O. Wilson

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Ritholtz’s Law of AI

Ritholtz’s Law of AI

Our impatience grows exponentially with each step closer to functional machine learning and artificial intelligence

Friday, September 1, 2017

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Monday, August 7, 2017

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

An Honest Manager's Cheat Codes

A manager makes fire under your arse, but a leader makes fire in your heart.

When you run alone, you are quick, but when you run as part of a team, you run far - An African wisdom.

Humor goes a long way, even in tough times. 

Always hire people smarter than you.

Do not ever use your "power" as manager to make people do stuff, it only works once.

Culture eats strategy for breakfast - Peter Drucker.

Ask forgiveness, not permission.

Honesty is better than sugarcoated bullsh*t.












A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance


Monday, January 30, 2017

Monday, January 23, 2017

Starstuff



The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
 - Carl Sagan, Cosmos


Friday, December 23, 2016

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

These are three of the biggest problems facing today's AI

These are three of the biggest problems facing today's AI (From https://goo.gl/6wk4mf):
1. First you get the data, then you get the AI
2. Specialization is for insects — AI needs to be able to multitask
3. It's only real intelligence if you can show your working