Friday, October 12, 2018

Sunday, October 7, 2018

A Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch. The barman asks, and what is this? upon which the pirate answers, I do not know, but it's driving me nuts!

Mashed Potato & Pea Soup

What is the difference between Mashed Potato and Pea Soup? Everyone can mash potato, but not everyone can pee soup.

Cole's Law ....

Everyone knows Murphy's Law, but what is Cole's Law? Just finely chopped cabbage.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Awesome ....


Confucius say ...

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there is allways a way to solve problems without using violence.
- Confucius

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Religion is an attempt to survive the human condition
- Unknown

Monday, August 6, 2018

The real problem of humanity ...

The real problem of humanity is the following: we have paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions, and god-like technology. 
- E.O. Wilson

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Ritholtz’s Law of AI

Ritholtz’s Law of AI

Our impatience grows exponentially with each step closer to functional machine learning and artificial intelligence

Friday, September 1, 2017

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Monday, August 7, 2017

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

An Honest Manager's Cheat Codes

A manager makes fire under your arse, but a leader makes fire in your heart.

When you run alone, you are quick, but when you run as part of a team, you run far - An African wisdom.

Humor goes a long way, even in tough times. 

Always hire people smarter than you.

Do not ever use your "power" as manager to make people do stuff, it only works once.

Culture eats strategy for breakfast - Peter Drucker.

Ask forgiveness, not permission.

Honesty is better than sugarcoated bullsh*t.












A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance


Monday, January 30, 2017

Monday, January 23, 2017

Starstuff



The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
 - Carl Sagan, Cosmos


Friday, December 23, 2016

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

These are three of the biggest problems facing today's AI

These are three of the biggest problems facing today's AI (From https://goo.gl/6wk4mf):
1. First you get the data, then you get the AI
2. Specialization is for insects — AI needs to be able to multitask
3. It's only real intelligence if you can show your working

Friday, March 11, 2016

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Jannie en sy foto


Jannie is in die Army. Een dag besluit die manne om bietjie te gaan swem, dis baie warm. Hulle is mos net 'n klomp manne, hulle swem sommer sonder klere. Iemand pluk 'n kamera uit en neem 'n paar fotos. Jannie se foto kom nogals goed uit en hy besluit om 'n foto vir sy ouma te stuur. Maar hy wil ook een vir sy meisie stuur. Nou hoe gemaak? Hy het net een foto. Jannie beraam 'n slim plan en sny die foto in twee. Die boonste deel pos hy aan sy meisie en die onderste deel vir sy ouma. Ouma kry uiteindelik die foto deur die pos, en dink by haar self nadat sy aandagtig die foto bekyk het, ''Nes Jannie is, sy hare is altyd deurmekaar en sy das hang skeef!''

Wat interessant is van hierdie ou klassieke grappie is dat my Pa dit altyd vir my vertel het as jong laaitie. Nou die oggend vertel ek dit vir Franko tydens brekvis voor skool. Daai selle middag vertel Barney Simon dit op Jakaranda FM terwyl Bella met die kinders van die skool af huis toe ry! Wat is die kans vir so toevalligheid?

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