- Voltaire
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
As jy reg is...
"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong"
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Chuck Norris....
24 Facts: Chuck Norris
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Who will be the lucky one? As the old-school action star celebrates turning 70, we all know there'll never be anyone like him again. Because after they made him, he broke the mould. Learn more and be humbled, then post your facts or send us a picture of a birthday card you made yourself.
1. Chuck Norris' first job was as a newspaper delivery boy. There were no survivors.
2. When Arnie say the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie, he is implying he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
3. Aliens DO exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. (And Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding).
4. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark. Because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
6. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up – he's pushing the earth down.
7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
8. Chuck Norris recently began selling his urine as a beverage. We know it as "Red Bull".
9. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
10. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
11. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris, but usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris. (Look out, Waddy Jones.)
12. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris dies by the roundhouse kick.
13. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It's a Chucktatorship.
14. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
15. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
16. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
17. A handicapped parking spot sign does not in fact signify that the bay is reserved for the handicapped. It indicates that the parking place belongs to Chuck Norris, and you will soon be handicapped if you park there.
18. If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
19. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes dead people.
20. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
21. Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper's still too scared to tell him.
22. Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. Then he cried himself to sleep.
23. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he's never cried.
24. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer: Chuck Norris
* Sourced from Twitter, Martialarts.about.com and chucknorrisfacts.com, news24.com
En dan al die byvoegings:
1. Chuck drives an Isuzu
2. Chuck Norris invented all colours except pink - Tom Cruise invented pink
3. Chuck Norris can mxit from a public phone...
4. Chuck Norris played the original April Fool's Day Joke.
5. April Fool's Day jokes do not work on Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris can count to infinity and backwards in the time it takes him to do a round-house kick. In essence, his round-house kick defines infinity.
7. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
8. Chuck Norris RICA'd Vodacom on 31 June 2011
9. Chuck Norris can code Windows 8 in his dreams using OPCODE
10. Chuck Norris once missed a kick during a fight. The opponent and everyone within 100ft was knocked out by the sonic boom. He vowed never to miss again.
11. Chuck norris has a xbox live account. on playstation
12. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
13. Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room. The bear is still alive, just too scared to move.
14. Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.
15. On office in/out boards, Chuck Norris can be in and out at the same time.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Who will be the lucky one? As the old-school action star celebrates turning 70, we all know there'll never be anyone like him again. Because after they made him, he broke the mould. Learn more and be humbled, then post your facts or send us a picture of a birthday card you made yourself.
1. Chuck Norris' first job was as a newspaper delivery boy. There were no survivors.
2. When Arnie say the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie, he is implying he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
3. Aliens DO exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. (And Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding).
4. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark. Because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
6. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up – he's pushing the earth down.
7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
8. Chuck Norris recently began selling his urine as a beverage. We know it as "Red Bull".
9. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
10. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
11. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris, but usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris. (Look out, Waddy Jones.)
12. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris dies by the roundhouse kick.
13. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It's a Chucktatorship.
14. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
15. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
16. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
17. A handicapped parking spot sign does not in fact signify that the bay is reserved for the handicapped. It indicates that the parking place belongs to Chuck Norris, and you will soon be handicapped if you park there.
18. If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
19. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes dead people.
20. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
21. Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper's still too scared to tell him.
22. Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. Then he cried himself to sleep.
23. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he's never cried.
24. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer: Chuck Norris
* Sourced from Twitter, Martialarts.about.com and chucknorrisfacts.com, news24.com
En dan al die byvoegings:
1. Chuck drives an Isuzu
2. Chuck Norris invented all colours except pink - Tom Cruise invented pink
3. Chuck Norris can mxit from a public phone...
4. Chuck Norris played the original April Fool's Day Joke.
5. April Fool's Day jokes do not work on Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris can count to infinity and backwards in the time it takes him to do a round-house kick. In essence, his round-house kick defines infinity.
7. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
8. Chuck Norris RICA'd Vodacom on 31 June 2011
9. Chuck Norris can code Windows 8 in his dreams using OPCODE
10. Chuck Norris once missed a kick during a fight. The opponent and everyone within 100ft was knocked out by the sonic boom. He vowed never to miss again.
11. Chuck norris has a xbox live account. on playstation
12. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
13. Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room. The bear is still alive, just too scared to move.
14. Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.
15. On office in/out boards, Chuck Norris can be in and out at the same time.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Die korporatiewe lewe...
When the state rises the peasants suffer; when the state falls the peasants suffer.
--From an ancient Chinese poem
--From an ancient Chinese poem
Monday, March 1, 2010
On Complex Systems...
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked. The inverse proposition also appears to be true: A complex system designed from scratch never works and cannot be made to work. You have to start over, beginning with a working simple system. --Gall's Law
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