Friday, October 12, 2018

Sunday, October 7, 2018

A Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch. The barman asks, and what is this? upon which the pirate answers, I do not know, but it's driving me nuts!

Mashed Potato & Pea Soup

What is the difference between Mashed Potato and Pea Soup? Everyone can mash potato, but not everyone can pee soup.

Cole's Law ....

Everyone knows Murphy's Law, but what is Cole's Law? Just finely chopped cabbage.