Coworker Nicknames
Motion light - Only works when someone walks past.
Justin - Does just enough not to get fired.
007 - 0 motivation, 0 skills, 7 bathroom breaks.
Butter knife - not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Moe - Slow like molasses.
ET - just wants to go home.
Splinter - annoying little pr*ck gets under your skin.
Lantern - not very bright and needs to be carried.
Deckchair - buckles under pressure.
Gone fishing - those who lure their co-workers' attention away with lame jokes.