tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16307463561077926442024-03-21T13:15:09.463+02:00Sommige HerhaalbaresSommige HerhaalbaresHermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.comBlogger120125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-91554749915481336392023-12-14T13:20:00.005+02:002023-12-14T13:48:53.823+02:00Coworker Nicknames ....<p><b><u>Coworker Nicknames</u></b></p><p>Motion light - Only works when someone walks past.</p><p>Justin - Does just enough not to get fired.</p><p>007 - 0 motivation, 0 skills, 7 bathroom breaks.</p><p>Butter knife - not the sharpest tool in the shed.</p><p>Moe - Slow like molasses.</p><p>ET - just wants to go home. </p><p>Splinter - annoying little pr*ck gets under your skin.</p><p>Lantern - not very bright and needs to be carried. </p><p>Deckchair - buckles under pressure. </p><p>Gone fishing - those who lure their co-workers' attention away with lame jokes.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-65852956137104418402023-08-22T20:16:00.002+02:002023-08-22T20:16:27.271+02:00Die Faks<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj22-FbR277tKf7VdoU8VIyq0iCBHsGrpkmijP6Tuw0KaWmMwZyaYXq5yNCHskPu59O26Iqs_z11292tfQBkbrU40F_YzlKLf3JEVKAuJNY-HmyNOebTTY0ieMLVoNMCag6jNH7QlBTNY3FZz7g2NfP5z-PjcJY4ITFJxqd-mp7vbudJ0-Hpw81DDZ5nxgg/s266/the_fax.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="114" data-original-width="266" height="114" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj22-FbR277tKf7VdoU8VIyq0iCBHsGrpkmijP6Tuw0KaWmMwZyaYXq5yNCHskPu59O26Iqs_z11292tfQBkbrU40F_YzlKLf3JEVKAuJNY-HmyNOebTTY0ieMLVoNMCag6jNH7QlBTNY3FZz7g2NfP5z-PjcJY4ITFJxqd-mp7vbudJ0-Hpw81DDZ5nxgg/s1600/the_fax.png" width="266" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><p></p>Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-30453282818865205752023-07-24T22:52:00.003+02:002023-07-24T22:52:45.806+02:00#lekkerafrikaans beesblaasHermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-39798399923138000602023-07-24T22:52:00.001+02:002023-07-24T22:52:25.577+02:00#lekkerafrikaans streepsakHermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-47935681789907646142023-07-24T22:51:00.003+02:002023-07-24T22:51:36.234+02:00#lekkerafrikaans kotteljonsHermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-60903567603767700352023-07-24T22:51:00.001+02:002023-07-24T22:51:09.341+02:00#lekkerafrikaans karmenaadjieHermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-8074373742593248312022-09-27T22:41:00.001+02:002022-09-27T22:41:14.138+02:00Elemelons<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih1m2xWxXI5uV-PQBQQBBPhCUsBWAOD66Lfc938c0L_YF3PfQvVkAcS6UohT-5XgxyLwSg--tm-dVuWc6iPW6Z-XPlZAULH8G3aXGJBBkP7K1gA7WWnoI8ZSCUC1IjsnJ_94e5CsludCvTMOmcgQJVo7aKZHmqWdGnqcRs7ninrlneAyFELNYamicTAA/s720/306222454_1093039221318511_5446101176658248186_n.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="720" height="148" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih1m2xWxXI5uV-PQBQQBBPhCUsBWAOD66Lfc938c0L_YF3PfQvVkAcS6UohT-5XgxyLwSg--tm-dVuWc6iPW6Z-XPlZAULH8G3aXGJBBkP7K1gA7WWnoI8ZSCUC1IjsnJ_94e5CsludCvTMOmcgQJVo7aKZHmqWdGnqcRs7ninrlneAyFELNYamicTAA/s320/306222454_1093039221318511_5446101176658248186_n.png" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-81894827317873417822022-09-25T16:00:00.002+02:002022-09-25T16:00:34.710+02:00What, You Egg? (He Stabs Him)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw2BY_CwE2lbMHBoANajAYJ3422HBx2v6PhYtjGPB7CPJfJCflpiUv6WxzUDY0Ly_0CwoR2NFBCp7fVcv8LooAa5ZScwJSdRzHGn2tU4-Bob8smjxZNIy07SMCD-yq2y6n2qchHZgXw3b1V8HIykj6uGYhDh2GQUObNtjFb7SiZVTN22ZfxBRwXd0hGg/s1080/Adobe_Post_20210101_1922300.5367092074699461.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1080" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw2BY_CwE2lbMHBoANajAYJ3422HBx2v6PhYtjGPB7CPJfJCflpiUv6WxzUDY0Ly_0CwoR2NFBCp7fVcv8LooAa5ZScwJSdRzHGn2tU4-Bob8smjxZNIy07SMCD-yq2y6n2qchHZgXw3b1V8HIykj6uGYhDh2GQUObNtjFb7SiZVTN22ZfxBRwXd0hGg/s320/Adobe_Post_20210101_1922300.5367092074699461.png" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-10822994536976571632022-09-23T16:45:00.004+02:002022-09-23T16:45:19.595+02:00“The only intelligent tactical response to life’s horror is to laugh defiantly at it” ― Søren Kierkegaard<p><br /></p><div class="l7ghb35v kjdc1dyq kmwttqpk gh25dzvf jikcssrz n3t5jt4f" style="animation-name: none !important; 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white-space: pre-wrap;">Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.<br /></span> —Hanlon's razor</span></span></h2>Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-29122075291838066482021-01-01T19:24:00.001+02:002021-01-01T19:24:41.371+02:00Willem Wikkelspies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Answer</b> fish<br />
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ghotI' is klingon for fish (check it out - use an online translator).<br />
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But take this into account:<br />
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<li>GH - Use the pronunciation from the word tou<b><u>gh</u></b> (f)</li>
<li>O - Use the pronunciation from the word w<b><u>o</u></b>man (i)</li>
<li>TI - Use the pronunciation from the word mo<b><u>ti</u></b>on (sh)</li>
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<br />Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-55138181630100612442020-07-06T08:16:00.003+02:002020-07-06T08:16:54.091+02:00Hoe lank is dit?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-61571359847147229202020-06-29T21:56:00.001+02:002020-06-29T21:56:41.089+02:00Vra gerusYou might feel dumb asking questions, but you look dumber when you don't get it because you failed to ask.Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-62948370622361675182020-04-30T13:54:00.001+02:002020-04-30T13:54:20.649+02:002020....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-26328661947286724272020-04-18T22:16:00.001+02:002020-04-18T22:16:47.579+02:00Die Bus<div style="text-align: justify;">
Wanneer jy die kleine baba vashou, sit jy in Die Bus se bestuurdersitplek. Jy bestuur Die Bus. Met die eerste paar verjaardae bly jy op die sitplek, en bestuur Die Bus. Dan raak hulle laat laerskool. Jy sit dan op die eerste bank net agter die bestuurdersitplek van Die Bus. Jy kan nog aan die skouer vat, in die oor fluister van die nuwe bestuurder van Die Bus. Daarna raak dit net erger, met elke verjaar skuif jy 'n sitplek agtertoe. Met die 18e een sit jy in die agterbank. Jy dink en voel jy moet nog Die Bus bestuur, maar die woorde kom nie altyd deur na die bestuurder nie. Jy is eintlik nog verantwoordelik vir Die Bus. Versekering en al. Maar jy bestuur Die Bus deur iemand anders. Jy hoop hardop dat jy 'n goeie joppie daarvan gemaak het. Daarna laai Die Bus jou af. Jy kry miskien 'n kans deur die venster van Die Bus om nog iets te vra, te se^. Dalk net via <i>WhatsApp</i>. Hierdie Bus loop nou sy eie paaie, jy voel jy moet hom nog bestuur en moet nog in beheer wees, maar jy is nie. Dit is moeilik. </div>
<br />Hermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680916201328455882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1630746356107792644.post-15759426982655892872020-04-07T08:13:00.002+02:002020-04-07T08:13:17.558+02:00Miseries<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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