Klassieke Musiek...

A Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch. The barman asks, and what is this? upon which the pirate answers, I do not know, but it's driving me nuts!

Mashed Potato & Pea Soup

What is the difference between Mashed Potato and Pea Soup? Everyone can mash potato, but not everyone can pee soup.

Cole's Law ....

Everyone knows Murphy's Law, but what is Cole's Law? Just finely chopped cabbage.

Awesome ....

Confucius say ...

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there is allways a way to solve problems without using violence.

- Confucius

Religion is an attempt to survive the human condition

- Unknown

The real problem of humanity ...

The real problem of humanity is the following: we have paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions, and god-like technology. 

- E.O. Wilson

The bread rises in the yeast and sets in the waist - unknown